Curtains

We are searching for curtains, an easy task you might think. We have had Friend Val staying to help in the quest, we have been to and fro to various shops, but to no avail. We did make one purchase, some ready-made curtains. But when we got them hung and sat in our armchairs to admire them, lo and behold, they weren't level and neither did the patterns line up. So back to the shop again where the assistant said blithely, 'not many people realise that ready-mades don't match'. Oh, blah and double blah. Why do they sell them then?
Staying with Miss P for two nights and still looking. But from tomorrow are sights are on a different venture, as we're off on holiday, driving to visit Swiss Baby Two. First stop, a B&B near Laon......